August 3rd, 2009

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

I was bored. We needed content. I decided to drum up a contest on everyone's favorite waste of time and supplier of self-importance... Twitter. Goddamn, do I love Twitter. Don't even get me started.

Someone actually did it, which surprised the hell out of me. This awesome chick named Shantel (@xXShantelXx on Twitter), who I don't even know, drew me a picture with her girly bits. :D

*round of applause* *standing ovation*

Thank you, Shantel! You made my day. Your drawing is very Picasso. I love it.

I might hold more ridiculous contests in the future, so keep an eye on my Twitter. You'll probably unfollow me at the end of the day, but... whatever.

July 12th, 2009

Three years...

Happy anniversary, Mike! Thank you for three wonderful years of love and happiness and awesome.

I love you!

June 5th, 2009

KittyButts Teabag Challenge!

Hey, and welcome to the KittyButts teabag challenge! Hate to break it to you, but this is Mike. Not Chrissy, our resident tea expert.

We are here to talk about a different kind of teabagging. Anyone who's ever been in a frat, played Halo, or used the Internet for more than five minutes knows what this is. And, well, I propose a challenge! You must... teabag!

The idea is too teabag the most dangerous and unexpected person or thing. You will be graded!

Here are some guidelines for points.

Passed out dude on your couch: 1 point.
Dude whose couch you passed out on: 5 points.

Housecat (Declawed): 10 points.
Housecat (With claws): 25 points.

Houseplant: -10 points.
Poison ivy: 40 points.

Porcupine: 50 points.
Wolverine: 75 points.
Lion: 100 points.

Bear trap: 60 points.
Trapped bear: 100 points.
Beehive: 75 points.

Self-teabagging: x2 multiplier.
Tea bags: 0 points.
Iced tea: 2 points.
Hot tea: 30 points.

You get the idea! So go out there and put your balls on things! E-mail the photos!

Disclaimer: All participants must be 18 or older. Please do not harm or emotionally scar any animals, people, or plants in the making of this challenge. Don't actually do this challenge.

P.S. Ladies, I know you lack the equipment to perform this challenge. Therefore, uh, well, no idea what to tell you on this one. Sorry.

[Man, this post is moronic. Oh well, we need the content.]

May 17th, 2009

Nature is beautiful...